Listen, pal, that's none other than protean blue checkmark Emerson Collins himself, well-known actor and producer of "Del Shores: Naked. Sordid. Reality" and "Southern Baptist Sissies". The voice you claim to be annoying is the instrument of a trained thespian.
Update. Emerson Collins found my comment in his daily Google alert, created an account, and downvoted me. Devastating. My only consolation is that the master knows who I am.
